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Our Burgers are 100% meat! No egg, no fillers & no bread crumbs. Just two choice cuts of beef ground fresh, never frozen & cooked on cast-iron.

breakfast Sando

$8.00

Fried shaved ham, 2 pieces of bacon, fried egg & double cheese with ketchup & Mayo on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Phatty Melt Burger

$10.50

seasoned all beef patty with double cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, rehydrated diced onion on a reversed bun  pressed and grilled in butter.

PBE Original Burger

$12.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of cheese, secret sauce, pickles, sliced onion on a buttery toasted brioche bun. (Add grilled onion in the patties & jalapeños for something different at no extra cost.)

Phat Mac Burger

$12.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of  cheese, rehydrated onions, pickles and a nest of lettuce on each pattie topped with our very own made Phat Mac sauce on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Spicy BBQ Burger

$12.50

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of cheese, secret sauce, jalapenos, onions topped with kettle cooked chips and spicey bold BBQ sauce.

Phat's (HAM)burger

$13.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of swiss cheese, horseradish mayo, dijon mustard, topped with thin sliced cooked shaved ham on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Philly Cheese Steak Burger (LIMITED TIME)

$13.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of mozzarella cheese, 1 slice of American cheese, each pattie gets a layer of fresh grilled onion & green pepper. topped with our own made Philly mayo on a buttery toasted brioche bun.

Uncle Daddy Burger

$13.00

2 fresh all beef patties with special house seasoning made specially for this burger. 2 slices of cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle with mayo, mustard & ketchup on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Mushroom Burger

$13.50

2 fresh all beef seasoned patties, 2 slices of swiss cheese, sauteed mushrooms, house made mushroom sauce & grilled onion on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Bastard Bacon Bomb Burger.

$14.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of cheese, 4 slices of bacon with chipotle mayo & ketchup on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

[For added flavor ask for maple syrup to be drizzled on it.]

Chef's Special

14.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of cheese, 4 slices of bacon with spicy BBQ sauce & chipotle mayo topped with jalapeños  on a buttery toasted brioche bun.

Breakfast Bastard Burger

$15.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 1 slice of swiss cheese,  1 slice of america cheese, 2 pieces of bacon, thin sliced cooked shaved ham, 1 fried egg topped with ketchup & chipotle mayo on a toasted battery brioche bun.

Have It Your Way Burger

Sgl-$10.00 Dbl-$12.00 Trip-$14.00

single, double or triple patty burger that comes with cheese with each patty & desired fixings on site (besides extras )


Double "D" Dill Burger (Saturday's only)

$12.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of  swiss cheese, 2 layers of pickles, 2 layers of hickory sticks topped with a creamy dill sauce on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Stranger Danger Burger (Saturday's only)

$13.00

2 fresh seasoned all beef patties, 2 slices of mozzarella cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion. topped with peanut butter, chipotle aioli & sriracha on a buttery toasted brioche bun. 

Fixings

 Secret Sauce

 Philly Mayo

 Phat Mac Sauce 

 Peanut Butter 

 Ketchup   

 Mustard

 Relish

 Dijon Mustard   

 Mayo

 Chipotle Mayo

 Chipotle Aioli

 Horseradish Mayo

 Spicy BBQ Sauce

 Organic Maple Syrup

 Lettuce

 Tomato

 Pickles

 Onion

 Grilled Onion 

 Jalapenos

 Kettle Chips

 

 

Extras

 American Cheese .50     

 Cheddar Cheese 1.00

 Extra Patty (with cheese) 3.00     

 Fried Shaved Ham 1.50

 Bacon 1.50

 Fried Egg 1.00

 Life Advice -FREE-

 


Sides

Street Corn

$4

Corn kernels (organic) with our special blend of spices, lime, mayo, sour cream topped with cheeto dust.

Potato Salad

$4

Potato salad dressed with pickles, bacon and egg.

Chips (out of Stock)

$2

-Doritos nacho 

-Lay's BBQ

-Lay's dill pickle

-Ruffles all dressed

-Old Dutch ketchup  

Gatorade

$3

-Fruit Punch

-Lemon-lime

-Orange

-Cool Blue

Water

$1

Pop

$1.75

-Coke

-Coke Zero

-Cherry Coke

-7up

-Root beer (A&W)

-Ice Tea 

-Orange Crush

-Grape Crush

-Cream Soda

-Dr Pepper

-Mountain Dew





Monday: Closed

Tuesday - Friday: 11am - 7:00pm

Saturday: 12 noon - 6:30

Sunday:  Closed

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